WARNING – ANGRY OLD BASTARD ON TOUR

Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

How to Measure:

• Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
• Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
• Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.

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WARNING – ANGRY OLD BASTARD ON TOUR

Lapnoz Traveller Collection

Not everyone on the road is retired and relaxing. Some are running on coffee, bad knees, and zero patience.

The "Warning – Angry Old Bastard On Tour" bumper sticker is perfect for caravanners, grey nomads, 4WD adventurers, and anyone who's earned the right to say exactly what's on their mind.

Printed with bold, high-visibility lettering, this sticker is guaranteed to get a laugh at the caravan park, fuel stop, pub, or campsite.

Whether you're towing around Australia, spending the kids' inheritance, or simply embracing your inner grumpy old traveller, this sticker tells the world exactly what they're dealing with.

Features

✅ Premium outdoor vinyl

✅ UV and weather resistant

✅ Suitable for caravans, 4WDs, camper trailers, toolboxes, and rear windows

✅ Designed in Australia by Lapnoz

✅ Long-lasting outdoor durability

Size

300mm x 100mm

Perfect For

• Caravan owners
• Grey nomads
• Big Lap travellers
• 4WD enthusiasts
• Camping lovers
• Anyone with a wicked sense of humour

Warning

May cause laughter at fuel stations, caravan parks, and campfires across Australia.