{"product_id":"lapnoz-we-left-home-to-avoid-you-cunce","title":"LAPNOZ – We Left Home To Avoid You Cunce","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"43\"\u003eLAPNOZ – We Left Home To Avoid You Cunce\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eFor travellers who packed up the caravan, hitched up the van, and headed for the horizon with one simple goal...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"190\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"190\"\u003eGetting away from everyone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eThe LAPNOZ \"We Left Home To Avoid You C**ts\" T-Shirt is unapologetically Aussie, brutally honest, and guaranteed to get laughs at caravan parks, free camps, and happy hour gatherings across Australia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"567\"\u003eDesigned for grey nomads, road trippers, campers, and travellers who appreciate a bit of cheeky humour, this 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