LAPNOZ – We Left Home To Avoid You Cunce
Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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LAPNOZ – We Left Home To Avoid You Cunce
For travellers who packed up the caravan, hitched up the van, and headed for the horizon with one simple goal...
Getting away from everyone.
The LAPNOZ "We Left Home To Avoid You C**ts" T-Shirt is unapologetically Aussie, brutally honest, and guaranteed to get laughs at caravan parks, free camps, and happy hour gatherings across Australia.
Designed for grey nomads, road trippers, campers, and travellers who appreciate a bit of cheeky humour, this shirt perfectly captures the spirit of freedom on the open road.
Product Features
- Premium quality cotton blend
- Soft and comfortable feel
- High-quality durable print
- Lightweight and breathable
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Built for road trips and adventure
Perfect For
✔ Caravan Travellers
✔ Grey Nomads
✔ Camping Enthusiasts
✔ Road Trip Addicts
✔ Outback Explorers
✔ People Who Prefer Campsites To Crowds
Why You'll Love It
Because after years of work, meetings, bills, traffic, and drama...
You finally bought the caravan, packed the esky, and disappeared around Australia.
This shirt says what every traveller is secretly thinking.
Great Gift For
- Caravan Owners
- Grey Nomads
- Camping Mates
- Retired Legends
- Road Trip Enthusiasts
- Lovers of Aussie Humour
The LAPNOZ Lifestyle
Less stress.
More sunsets.
More campfires.
More adventures.
Fewer people.
Care Instructions
- Cold machine wash
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
- Line dry recommended
Tagline
LAPNOZ – We Left Home To Avoid You Cunce
Australia is a big place. We plan on seeing all of it.
