{"product_id":"lapnoz-warning-angry-old-bastard","title":"LAPNOZ – \"Warning: Angry Old Bastard\"","description":"\u003cdiv data-voice-floating-orb-focus-background=\"\" class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:96f2170f-6dc9-49ec-9099-b4bdd82ea9ab-25\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:96f2170f-6dc9-49ec-9099-b4bdd82ea9ab-25\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-WEB:96f2170f-6dc9-49ec-9099-b4bdd82ea9ab-25\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-52\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"3e8d2b0d-1088-47c0-8e6b-2500b0dc685d\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"38\"\u003eLAPNOZ – Warning: Angry Old Bastard\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"61\"\u003eProceed with caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"248\"\u003eThe LAPNOZ \"Warning: Angry Old Bastard\" T-Shirt is the perfect uniform for retirees, grey nomads, caravan travellers, and seasoned road warriors who have officially run out of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eFeaturing the bold LAPNOZ logo and a warning label everyone should probably take seriously, this shirt delivers classic Aussie humour with a healthy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"595\"\u003eWhether you're towing the van around Australia, setting up camp, or offering unsolicited advice at the caravan park, this tee lets people know exactly what they're dealing with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"597\" data-end=\"617\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"786\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"648\"\u003ePremium quality cotton blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eSoft and comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"676\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eDurable high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"705\" data-end=\"733\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"754\"\u003eClassic unisex cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"786\"\u003eDesigned for life on the road\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"788\" data-end=\"803\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e✔ Grey Nomads\u003cbr data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e✔ Caravan Travellers\u003cbr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e✔ Retired Legends\u003cbr data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"863\"\u003e✔ Camping Enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"887\"\u003e✔ Road Trip Addicts\u003cbr data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"909\"\u003e✔ Men Who Say What They're Thinking\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"997\"\u003eBecause age brings wisdom...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"999\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eAnd a much lower tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eThis shirt celebrates the freedom that comes from no longer worrying about what anyone thinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003eGreat Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003eDad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eGrandad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003eRetired Mates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eCaravan Owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eCamping Friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eThe Grumpy Legend In Your Life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eThe LAPNOZ Lifestyle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eTravel further.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eLaugh harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1326\"\u003eStay longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eWorry less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1356\"\u003eAnd remember...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eIf the shirt says \"Warning: Angry Old Bastard,\" it's probably best not to park too close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003eCold machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003eWash inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1579\"\u003eLine dry recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1718\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003eMay contain strong opinions, bad jokes, and excellent travel stories.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"LAPNOZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51753323757856,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/3866\/7296\/files\/LAPNOZ-10.png?v=1780017111","url":"https:\/\/shop.lapnoz.com.au\/products\/lapnoz-warning-angry-old-bastard","provider":"LAPNOZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}