LAPNOZ – "Too Old To Give A Shit"
Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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LAPNOZ – Too Old To Give A Shit
For the travellers who’ve stopped worrying and started living.
The LAPNOZ “Too Old To Give A Shit” T-Shirt is made for caravan legends, road trip warriors, grey nomads, and anyone who’s earned the right to say exactly what they’re thinking.
Featuring a bold Aussie-inspired LAPNOZ logo with a clean modern look, this black tee delivers comfort, attitude, and outback humour all in one.
Perfect for life on the road, campfires with mates, caravan parks, pub lunches, and telling the GPS where to go.
Features
- Premium soft-feel fabric
- Comfortable relaxed fit
- High-quality durable print
- Lightweight and breathable
- Designed for everyday adventure
Perfect For
- Caravan travellers
- Grey nomads
- Camping & road trips
- Retirement gifts
- Aussie travellers with attitude
- Anyone officially out of patience
Why You’ll Love It
Because getting older means fewer filters, more freedom, and better stories.
This shirt is for the legends cruising Australia with zero stress, zero schedules, and zero interest in other people’s opinions.
Care Instructions
- Cold machine wash
- Wash inside out
- Do not iron directly on print
- Line dry recommended
