LAPNOZ – "Pissing Off Around Australia"
Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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LAPNOZ – Pissing Off Around Australia
Not lost. Not retired. Just pissing off around Australia.
The LAPNOZ "Pissing Off Around Australia" T-Shirt is made for travellers who have swapped work schedules for road maps, caravan parks, beach camps, and wherever the mood takes them next.
Featuring the iconic LAPNOZ logo and a slogan that perfectly sums up life on the road, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs from fellow travellers, grey nomads, and anyone who understands the freedom of Australia's open highways.
Product Features
- Premium quality cotton blend
- Soft and comfortable fit
- Durable high-quality print
- Lightweight and breathable
- Classic unisex design
- Perfect for everyday travel wear
Perfect For
✔ Caravan Travellers
✔ Grey Nomads
✔ Camping Enthusiasts
✔ Motorhome Owners
✔ Weekend Adventurers
✔ Australians Living The Dream
Why You'll Love It
Because sometimes the best travel plans are no plans at all.
No meetings.
No alarm clocks.
No deadlines.
Just endless roads, great coffee, new towns, and plenty of time spent pissing off around Australia.
Makes A Great Gift For
- Caravan Owners
- Retired Mates
- Grey Nomads
- Campground Characters
- Full-Time Travellers
- Anyone planning The Big Lap
Care Instructions
- Cold machine wash
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
- Line dry recommended
LAPNOZ – Pissing Off Around Australia
Fuel in the tank. Caravan on the back. No idea where we're staying tonight. 🚐🇦🇺☕🏕️
