{"product_id":"lapnoz-old-bastard-on-tour","title":"LAPNOZ – \"Old Bastard On Tour\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"31\"\u003eLAPNOZ – Old Bastard On Tour\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"33\" data-end=\"74\"\u003eNot retired. Just permanently on holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eThe LAPNOZ \"Old Bastard On Tour\" T-Shirt is made for caravan legends, grey nomads, road warriors, and blokes who have traded alarm clocks for campgrounds and deadlines for happy hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eFeaturing the bold LAPNOZ logo and a slogan that perfectly sums up life on the road, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs wherever you pull up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eWhether you're towing the van around Australia, parked beside a beach, or telling stories around the campfire, this tee lets everyone know exactly who's arrived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"583\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"728\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"608\"\u003ePremium quality fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eSoft and comfortable fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eDurable high-quality print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"693\"\u003eLightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"728\"\u003ePerfect for everyday travel wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"730\" data-end=\"745\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"746\" data-end=\"889\"\u003e✔ Grey Nomads\u003cbr data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"762\"\u003e✔ Caravan Travellers\u003cbr data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e✔ Road Trip Enthusiasts\u003cbr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e✔ Camping Weekends\u003cbr data-start=\"829\" data-end=\"832\"\u003e✔ Retirement Gifts\u003cbr data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"853\"\u003e✔ Blokes Who've Earned Their Freedom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"913\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003eBecause after years of work, bills, and responsibilities, you've finally reached the stage where the biggest decision of the day is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003eBeach, pub, or campfire?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1078\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003eThis shirt celebrates the freedom, humour, and adventure that comes with life on the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003eGreat Gift For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eDad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003eGrandad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003eCaravan Owners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eCamping Mates\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eRetired Legends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1309\"\u003eAnyone proudly embracing the title of \"Old Bastard\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003eCold machine wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1353\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eWash inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1441\"\u003eLine dry recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1455\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003eLAPNOZ – Old Bastard On Tour\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1579\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1568\"\u003eWarning: May stop frequently for coffee, fuel, and unsolicited travel advice.\u003c\/em\u003e 🚐☕🇦🇺🏕️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LAPNOZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51753234825504,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/3866\/7296\/files\/LAPNOZ-7.png?v=1780015320","url":"https:\/\/shop.lapnoz.com.au\/products\/lapnoz-old-bastard-on-tour","provider":"LAPNOZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}