LAPNOZ – "Old Bastard On Tour"
Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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LAPNOZ – Old Bastard On Tour
Not retired. Just permanently on holiday.
The LAPNOZ "Old Bastard On Tour" T-Shirt is made for caravan legends, grey nomads, road warriors, and blokes who have traded alarm clocks for campgrounds and deadlines for happy hour.
Featuring the bold LAPNOZ logo and a slogan that perfectly sums up life on the road, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs wherever you pull up.
Whether you're towing the van around Australia, parked beside a beach, or telling stories around the campfire, this tee lets everyone know exactly who's arrived.
Features
- Premium quality fabric
- Soft and comfortable fit
- Durable high-quality print
- Lightweight and breathable
- Perfect for everyday travel wear
Perfect For
✔ Grey Nomads
✔ Caravan Travellers
✔ Road Trip Enthusiasts
✔ Camping Weekends
✔ Retirement Gifts
✔ Blokes Who've Earned Their Freedom
Why You'll Love It
Because after years of work, bills, and responsibilities, you've finally reached the stage where the biggest decision of the day is:
Beach, pub, or campfire?
This shirt celebrates the freedom, humour, and adventure that comes with life on the road.
Great Gift For
- Dad
- Grandad
- Caravan Owners
- Camping Mates
- Retired Legends
- Anyone proudly embracing the title of "Old Bastard"
Care Instructions
- Cold machine wash
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on print
- Line dry recommended
LAPNOZ – Old Bastard On Tour
Warning: May stop frequently for coffee, fuel, and unsolicited travel advice. 🚐☕🇦🇺🏕️
