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HEY CUNCE
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HEY CUNCE™ T-Shirt – How Ya Goin' Ya Mad Bastard?
Make a statement without saying a word. The HEY CUNCE™ T-Shirt is built for Aussies who love a laugh, good mates, and straight-up outback humour.
Featuring a bold red, white and silver design on a premium black tee, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads at the pub, campsite, BBQ, footy, or wherever mad bastards gather.
✔ Premium quality cotton blend
✔ Comfortable relaxed fit
✔ High-quality DTF print
✔ Durable and fade-resistant design
✔ Perfect for camping, road trips, festivals and everyday wear
✔ Designed in Australia
Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift for your favourite mad bastard, this shirt delivers plenty of laughs and classic Aussie attitude.
Available in multiple sizes.
Grab yours today and let everyone know exactly how you're doing!
"HOW YA GOIN' YA MAD BASTARD?"
Regular fit & Crew neck
Mid-weight, 180 GSM, 24-singles cotton
100% combed organic cotton (Grey Marle has 15% viscose)
Quality organic cotton is grown without the use of herbicides or pesticides - GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified
Neck ribbing with twin needle stitch, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double-needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
| Size | Body Width (cm) | Body Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| Small | 47 | 71 |
| Medium | 52 | 75 |
| Large | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| XL | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 | 85 |
How to Measure:
- Lay an existing t-shirt flat.
- Body Width: Measure 3cm below armpit, from one side to the other.
- Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.